Strangling Pixies
from What Time Is It? by Kavalier Calm
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A song about being bros and doing bro stuff in The Land of Ooo.
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Strangling Pixies
Yeah, Marceline, I'll strangle pixies with you.
But then what are we gonna do?
Let's steal the Ice King's crown and put him in a block of ice,
take pictures with Beemo, and show every would-be wife.
Let's cuddle with Cuties while they curse and be flies on Tree Trunks' pie.
Let's party with Pat in a giant's stomach like it's 1999.
In Ooo, there's so much trouble to get into.
Bros gotta do what bros gotta do.
Let's prank every princess, put peanut butter in PB's hair,
put ketchup on Hot Dog's buns 'cause we just don't care.
Let's send a fake love letter from Brad to Lumpy Space,
and when she gets mad, we'll vanish without a trace.
CHORUS
Let's make music, Marceline, and you can be my muse;
Trust me I got more rhymes than the Choose Goose.
Let's hang out with Jake, watch a cheesy romance movie,
eat an everything burrito, and feel real groovy.
CHORUS
SOLO
Let's quest after something special two bros can share:
I want to ride an ancient psychic war elephant as a pair.
We can go to battle, defend the weak and the poor;
we'll be stronger than the weapon that ended The Mushroom War.
CHORUS x3
Yeah, Marceline, I'll strangle pixies with you.
But then what are we gonna do?
Let's steal the Ice King's crown and put him in a block of ice,
take pictures with Beemo, and show every would-be wife.
Let's cuddle with Cuties while they curse and be flies on Tree Trunks' pie.
Let's party with Pat in a giant's stomach like it's 1999.
In Ooo, there's so much trouble to get into.
Bros gotta do what bros gotta do.
Let's prank every princess, put peanut butter in PB's hair,
put ketchup on Hot Dog's buns 'cause we just don't care.
Let's send a fake love letter from Brad to Lumpy Space,
and when she gets mad, we'll vanish without a trace.
CHORUS
Let's make music, Marceline, and you can be my muse;
Trust me I got more rhymes than the Choose Goose.
Let's hang out with Jake, watch a cheesy romance movie,
eat an everything burrito, and feel real groovy.
CHORUS
SOLO
Let's quest after something special two bros can share:
I want to ride an ancient psychic war elephant as a pair.
We can go to battle, defend the weak and the poor;
we'll be stronger than the weapon that ended The Mushroom War.
CHORUS x3
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from What Time Is It?,
released June 4, 2012
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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.
Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.
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