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What Time Is It?

by Kavalier Calm

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An album of Adventure Time-themed songs for all my bros!

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released June 4, 2012

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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Track Name: Strangling Pixies
Strangling Pixies

Yeah, Marceline, I'll strangle pixies with you.
But then what are we gonna do?

Let's steal the Ice King's crown and put him in a block of ice,
take pictures with Beemo, and show every would-be wife.
Let's cuddle with Cuties while they curse and be flies on Tree Trunks' pie.
Let's party with Pat in a giant's stomach like it's 1999.

In Ooo, there's so much trouble to get into.
Bros gotta do what bros gotta do.

Let's prank every princess, put peanut butter in PB's hair,
put ketchup on Hot Dog's buns 'cause we just don't care.
Let's send a fake love letter from Brad to Lumpy Space,
and when she gets mad, we'll vanish without a trace.
CHORUS

Let's make music, Marceline, and you can be my muse;
Trust me I got more rhymes than the Choose Goose.
Let's hang out with Jake, watch a cheesy romance movie,
eat an everything burrito, and feel real groovy.
CHORUS
SOLO

Let's quest after something special two bros can share:
I want to ride an ancient psychic war elephant as a pair.
We can go to battle, defend the weak and the poor;
we'll be stronger than the weapon that ended The Mushroom War.
CHORUS x3
Track Name: Marceline, Be My Vampire Queen (Part 1)
Marceline, Be My Vampire Queen

Oh, Marceline, be my Vampire Queen;
it will be emotionally exhausting
but worth it.

You may be the only shot I have at love;
you may be the only one who values the red of my blood.
And Finn can have Bubblegum—I hate pink, and I hate sweet.
I want a dark woman who plays electric bass.
And you may be 1,000 years old, but you’re emotionally unstable like a teen (like me):
your fry song made me cry for weeks.
I know about Hambo, I know you feel love.
And my love only comes in shades of red;
I’ve got so much, you’ll never be hungry again.

CHORUS
Track Name: Love Sauce (Sandwich Sounds)
LSP:
Finn! Have a sandwich, Finn!
Finn, you wanna share?
Have a sandwich.
My parents made them for us.
Finn! Have a sandwich, Finn!

Finn:
LSP, you're cool and lumpy and stuff.
But I just want to be friends.
Can we go back to being dude and dudette?
My heart only beats for Bubblegum.
What's on those sandwiches anyway?
Why are you acting so strange?
Track Name: My Big Chew
My Big Chew

Bubblegum, I'll take you any way I can get you:
stuck in my hair or on the bottom of my shoe.
I'm not like all your other royal subjects.
I ain't your average piece of hard candy.
I can be sweet, or I can be sour.
Whatever you need, I'll change by the hour.

Bubblegum, I want you to be my big chew.

I don't care if you're ABC;
I've loved and lost a few of my own.
And now all I know is I'd like the taste
of you in my mouth each and every day.
Bubblegum, I'll take you any way I can get you:
stuck in my hair or on the bottom of my shoe.

Bubblegum, I want you to be my big chew.
Track Name: Lord of Not-So-Evil
Lord of Not-So-Evil

You know, Marceline, your friends are alright.
Their political rap was pretty great.
I bet I could write one! (Marceline looks shocked)

I'm Hunson Abadeer, Lord of Evil;
I rule over all of my sheeple.
I am Fear like Beemo is Camera.
I will make you pass a banana.
Visit me in The Nightosphere;
and you will never leave here. (HAHA)

But, really, Marceline, there's something I need to tell you.

I've had enough of my tough guy, demon persona.
I may be deathless, but I'm not heartless.
I just want to be the dad I never had.
I want to suck out souls with you.
Trust me, Hot Dog Princess is so delicious;
she would have gone perfectly with your fries,
even though they were cold.

But that's old news.
What I'm trying to say is:
I'm proud of you, and I want another chance.

If you don't want to wear my amulet of chaotic evil,
I understand. Not everyone likes to wield sentient blood mist
in a cloud. And I like what you've done with the family axe.
I learned lute, too, to show you that I approve
of you and your friends, even though they knocked that sandwich
out of my hands.
CHORUS

Marceline, will you give me another chance?
Track Name: FP, Run Away With Me
Flame Princess, I'm going to steal you
from right under your daddy's nose.
Run away with me, FP,
and I'll make sure your flame grows.

We'll burn every bridge that we pass;
forget those sad days, forget your past.
Oh, FP, run away with me across Ooo!

Our love will burn too hot
to be called cool.
And I'll make every other princess
so jealous of you.

CHORUS
Track Name: Marceline, Be My Vampire Queen (Part 2)
Marceline, Be My Vampire Queen (Part 2)

It's time for a song, Marceline.
Let me be the guitar to your bass.
Let's create cosmic sound waves.
Let's make music Ooo's never heard before;
music to survive millenia, just like you.
Marceline, be my queen.

The sun is shining, Marceline.
Let me be your hat and elbow high gloves.
Let me be your place in the shade.
I'll be there to protect you from pain;
let me be your knight in shining armor, Marceline.
Marceline, be my vampire queen.

It's time to eat, Marceline.
I'll buy you more fries than you've ever seen.
Let's cover them in deep red ketchup.
Let me be your red in a world of black and white.
Let me be the fuel that keeps your fire burning bright.
Marceline, be my vampire queen.

I'll be your mirror, the reflection you can't see.
I'll tell you you're beautiful every day.
Marceline, be my vampire queen.
Track Name: Finn the Barrel-Chested
Finn the Barrel-Chested

He’s Finn the Barrel-Chested!
He wields a sword; yes, he does!
He’s Finn the Barrel-Chested!
He fights for good; yes, he does!