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You've Never Lived

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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You've Never Lived

If you've never pooped so hard you had to take your shirt off...
If you've never drank so much you couldn't get it up...
If you've never eaten until you barfed in the buffet parking lot...
You've never lived at all.
If you've never screamed "Pig!" at a fat cop then run away...
If you've never had sex until you were shooting blanks...
If you've never written your Congressman an anonymous bomb threat...
You've never lived at all.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released April 1, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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