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Your Mom's Dirty Talk Was Great, Her Body Was Meh

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Your Mom's Dirty Talk Was Great, Her Body Was Meh

My friend, I accept your critique.
I understand it metaphorically.
Your mom's dirty talk was great,
even if her body was meh.
She knew how to say all the right things.
Are you my son? She kept calling me "Daddy!"
I was so pleased with her word choice,
I got over the fact that she is flabby.
I was so pleased with her diction,
I let her create dick friction.
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from A Wild Song Appeared, released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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