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Vagina Dentata

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Vagina Dentata

My girl's pussy
is a blackhole of a beast.
I have to keep it well-fed
or one day it will eat me.
We only make love
right after it eats
a baby.
You better believe it's nerve-racking
to make love to something with teeth.
The fear of clumsy oral sex
sounds like a vacation to me.
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And I know the hungry day will come
when it comes for me,
and I'll scream,
"Vagina dentata, I'm too bony to eat."

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from A Wild Song Appeared, released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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