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Uncle Sam Is My Chosen Pimp

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Uncle Sam Is My Chosen Pimp

Like it or not, the fact is:
the government is everyone's pimp.
You slave with your body and mind,
and it taxes you for your dimes.
But don't pretend there ain't a benefit.
A good pimp protects his interests.
And ours defends us from the bad business
of terrorists and crime.
That's why I say, "Daddy IRS,
here is a big fat check."
'Cause I'd rather buy Uncle Sam a hat and cane
than live under another's reign.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released May 22, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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