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The Real Reason The Tortoise Beat The Hare

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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The Real Reason The Tortoise Beat The Hare

"Slow and steady wins the race"
ain't the full truth.
When that hare fell asleep,
the tortoise made rabbit stew.
The real winners in this world
treat their enemies like food.
After a job interview,
invite other applicants to your place.
When they ask, "What's for dinner?"
Say, "Your face."
The real winners in this world
treat their enemies like steak.
Remember: As long as your hunger is strong
there's no problem that can't be solved.
The real winners in this world
eat their enemies with hot sauce.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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