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The Day Emma Watson Killed Jennifer Lawrence

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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The Day Emma Watson Killed Jennifer Lawrence

Jenny should have known better than to touch a witch's face.
She tried to laugh it off, but Hermione forgives no disgrace.
She pulled out her wand, and with a wave
she did say:
Avada Kedavra!
Bitch, I'm sick of your game.
Everyone thinks you're so cute;
I think you're kind of lame.
Avada Kedavra!
You can't trip up steps when you're dead.
Avada Kedavra!
My spell kills better than lead.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released July 7, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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