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Talk About Cricket

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Talk About Cricket

After many frustrating phone calls with customer support,
I figured out the perfect outsource retort.
Most of these Indian guys are just like us,
but instead of football, they love a game of runs.
Talk about cricket for just five minutes
and soon you'll get everything you wish:
no dropped calls, free promotions, the real high speed,
all because you root for their national team.
And remember, if you really want to butter them up,
just tell them you know that Pakistan sucks.
Soon enough they'll give you everything you wish:
no dropped calls and free promotions.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released June 2, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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