Scratching Two Itches At Once
from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm
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Scratching Two Itches At Once
In the summer of '95
poison ivy got between my thighs
and all over my dong.
I knew I couldn't stand the wait,
yes I'd have to masturbate
before too long.
And when I gave it a try,
to my great surprise,
it felt like scratching two itches at once!
It was double the relief for one come!
I'd yank in the shower,
once every hour,
so the poison wouldn't spread.
It felt too good to fear.
Could I leave it here,
or would it travel down the hole in my head?
CHORUS
In the summer of '95
poison ivy got between my thighs
and all over my dong.
I knew I couldn't stand the wait,
yes I'd have to masturbate
before too long.
And when I gave it a try,
to my great surprise,
it felt like scratching two itches at once!
It was double the relief for one come!
I'd yank in the shower,
once every hour,
so the poison wouldn't spread.
It felt too good to fear.
Could I leave it here,
or would it travel down the hole in my head?
CHORUS
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from A Wild Song Appeared,
track released June 4, 2014
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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.
Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.
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