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Nothing You Can't Do With Creative Use Of Your Food

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Nothing You Can't Do With Creative Use Of Your Food

I eat pizza without napkins.
I wipe my face with the crust.
And several hours later,
I use the box to wipe my butt.
There's nothing you can't do
with creative use of your food.

I don't have a wife to cook for me.
So I order two burritos with extra cheese.
I put one inside my stomach
and treat the other like a pussy.
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Momma told me to never play with my food.
But now food's the only friend I got.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released June 17, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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