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My Wife Knows My Fantasies

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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My Wife Knows My Fantasies

My wife is playing with me
because she knows my fantasies:
I never should have told her what I like.
She asks if I'll "check her pipes",
and I come home to find
a leak in the sink and nothing dirty.
She offers to play doctor over text,
and I prepare for hot nurse sex,
but a wart-remover kit is all I find.
She asks if I'll rescue her pussy,
and I come in like a knight on his steed,
only to find the cat is in a tree.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released June 10, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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