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Magento

Magento can control the girly color of his namesake
with a mere thought and a hand wave.
He once took down Air Force One because the pilot had on
a pukey-pink sweater his grandma made.
Be careful what you wear for underwear
when he's there!
He once made Katy Perry kiss him right on the D
after she dyed her hair the wrong color pink.
He once stole every single Skittles candy
after the wrong shade of purple came from the dye machine.
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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released May 28, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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