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Lord of Not​-​So​-​Evil

from What Time Is It? by Kavalier Calm

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Marceline's dad isn't really such a bad guy... #Adventure Time #love #Hunson Abadeer

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Lord of Not-So-Evil

You know, Marceline, your friends are alright.
Their political rap was pretty great.
I bet I could write one! (Marceline looks shocked)

I'm Hunson Abadeer, Lord of Evil;
I rule over all of my sheeple.
I am Fear like Beemo is Camera.
I will make you pass a banana.
Visit me in The Nightosphere;
and you will never leave here. (HAHA)

But, really, Marceline, there's something I need to tell you.

I've had enough of my tough guy, demon persona.
I may be deathless, but I'm not heartless.
I just want to be the dad I never had.
I want to suck out souls with you.
Trust me, Hot Dog Princess is so delicious;
she would have gone perfectly with your fries,
even though they were cold.

But that's old news.
What I'm trying to say is:
I'm proud of you, and I want another chance.

If you don't want to wear my amulet of chaotic evil,
I understand. Not everyone likes to wield sentient blood mist
in a cloud. And I like what you've done with the family axe.
I learned lute, too, to show you that I approve
of you and your friends, even though they knocked that sandwich
out of my hands.
CHORUS

Marceline, will you give me another chance?

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from What Time Is It?, track released May 17, 2012

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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