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Lawyer

I got shot in a drive-by
while walking home from work,
and then the pigs show up;
those stupid jerks.
Luckily, I'm onto their game,
so when they asked my name,
I just said, "Lawyer."
I was bleeding out real bad
onto the ground.
I couldn't feel my legs;
they couldn't be found.
But when the po-po asked my blood type,
I just sighed,
and said, "Lawyer."
The last thing I remember
I was in an ambulance,
the cop right there beside me
holding my hand.
He said, "Let's pray to the Lord above."
Nice try, bud.
All I said was "Lawyer."

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from A Wild Song Appeared, released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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