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If You're A Great Guy

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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If You're A Great Guy

If you're a great guy,
and girls won't open their thighs
and just talk to you
about emotional truths...
If you're a great guy,
and girls never seem to mind
if you watch them change
or masturbate...
If you're a great guy,
that means your gay,
'cause even if it's not true,
they'll treat you just the same.
If you're a great guy,
that means you aren't a guy at all,
every girl will think
you're a homosexual.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released June 8, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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