I Meant To Say Moo
from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm
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I Meant To Say Moo
I give this girl from work my number out of pity.
Then one night, out of the blue, she sends me a pic of her titties.
Fat and flabby, I throw up in my mouth.
My dick shrivels up and points south.
"Do you think I'm fat?" she asks, and I plan to give her the truth;
I'll just text her in all caps, "MOOOOOO!!!"
But fucking autocorrect changes that M to an N,
and now she thinks I want to see them again!
I give this girl from work my number out of pity.
Then one night, out of the blue, she sends me a pic of her titties.
Fat and flabby, I throw up in my mouth.
My dick shrivels up and points south.
"Do you think I'm fat?" she asks, and I plan to give her the truth;
I'll just text her in all caps, "MOOOOOO!!!"
But fucking autocorrect changes that M to an N,
and now she thinks I want to see them again!
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from A Wild Song Appeared,
released March 30, 2014
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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.
Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.
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