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I Can't See My Peepee

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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I Can't See My Peepee

Well, this is a large man's world, and I'm just little old me.
I'm a Trojan warrior with a sword no one can see.
"Iron Grip", "Snugger Fit", and "Magnum XL"
sound like a world of fun for those well-endowed.

Where's the "Extra Tiny"?
Where's the "I Can't See My Peepee"?
I need a box set with tweezers
and a glass for magnifying.

I don't think it's asking for much
to help this little guy get off.
I just promised a virgin at my place
she won't feel a thing.
CHORUS + VERSE 1

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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