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How To Beat Popular Girls

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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How To Beat Popular Girls

If you're running for class president,
and you're competition is fierce--
two popular girls of the people--
why not try fear?
It's worked for dictators all through time,
and it'll work for you.
Here's what you have to do:
Create a common enemy for everyone to hate,
and for all school's problems, give them the blame.
Tell the proletariat they've been subjected by the cute,
and it's high time we rise up against their rule.
"There's an unfair distribution of YOLOswag,
and if you vote for me, you'll get your share back."
Then watch as your army forms,
and turns against those popular girls.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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