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How Kale Farmers Sleep

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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How Kale Farmers Sleep

Lately, kale farmers get great Zs
'cause they tricked people to eat
this green rotation crop
that tastes like sand and rocks.
Not long ago, their mattresses
were stuffed with the leaves.
These days, they sleep
on a bed of money.
Trick a bunch of white people
that your shit don't stink
and soon you'll be richer
than anyone should be.
So, enjoy your green, my farming friends,
until the next fad comes around the bend
and makes you and your winter crop
irrelevant.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released June 2, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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