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Guilty Behavior Is Usually A Sign

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Guilty Behavior Is Usually A Sign

If you close your web browser
when someone enters the room,
you might as well write on your fucking forehead:
"I was on Redtube."
Guilty behavior is usually a sign
that you're guilty of a crime.
Even if your use was pure,
don't act like a victim, bub.
Let's be honest:
most of the time you're on PornHub.
CHORUS
Even if you were innocent this once,
don't whine
'cause the next time you close a browser
it will be to hide
porn.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released June 12, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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