Give Kitten A Taste Of His Own Medicine
from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm
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Give Kitten A Taste Of His Own Medicine
I think it's time you give kitten
a taste of his own medicine.
Here's how you do it:
Stand over his litter box, and when he sees the scoop in your hand,
bend over and take a shit in his sand.
Stand over his food bowl, with a can of Fancy Feast,
then drop in a raw carrots and laugh maniacally.
But your pièce de résistance will really show him how you feel.
Next time you drink too much, here's the deal:
Motion like your gonna puke your booze in the bathroom sink,
then at the last second, vomit all over kitty.
And as he licks himself clean,
point and laugh maniacally.
I think it's time you give kitten
a taste of his own medicine.
Here's how you do it:
Stand over his litter box, and when he sees the scoop in your hand,
bend over and take a shit in his sand.
Stand over his food bowl, with a can of Fancy Feast,
then drop in a raw carrots and laugh maniacally.
But your pièce de résistance will really show him how you feel.
Next time you drink too much, here's the deal:
Motion like your gonna puke your booze in the bathroom sink,
then at the last second, vomit all over kitty.
And as he licks himself clean,
point and laugh maniacally.
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from A Wild Song Appeared,
track released June 16, 2014
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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.
Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.
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