Fry My Little Guys
from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm
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Fry My Little Guys
My girlfriend texted me to say,
"Your cell phone is not safe.
If it's in your pocket, take it out,
'cause it's lowering your sperm count."
Well, I promptly went to the phone store
and fashioned a belt from seven more,
just to radiate the little mes
I'm always carrying.
And with my fingers and thumbs,
I texted her eight times at once,
"Does this mean you agree
to have my baby?"
And now we make condom-less love,
my favorite kind of rub,
and she has no idea that I
fry my little guys.
My girlfriend texted me to say,
"Your cell phone is not safe.
If it's in your pocket, take it out,
'cause it's lowering your sperm count."
Well, I promptly went to the phone store
and fashioned a belt from seven more,
just to radiate the little mes
I'm always carrying.
And with my fingers and thumbs,
I texted her eight times at once,
"Does this mean you agree
to have my baby?"
And now we make condom-less love,
my favorite kind of rub,
and she has no idea that I
fry my little guys.
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from A Wild Song Appeared,
track released June 10, 2014
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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.
Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.
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