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Dear Student Loan Recipient

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Dear Student Loan Recipient

Don't call me "Dear".
That's a term of affection,
and you only love me
'cause I give you an interest erection.
Our relationship is like
a victim and a rapist.
Don't use pet names with me
you fucking sadist.

"Dear Student Loan Recipient".

Don't call me "Student"
'cause all that I learned
is universities aren't friends,
just entrepreneurs.
They made a job promise
that was not kept,
but you don't care.
You're here to collect.

"Dear Student Loan Recipient".

Don't say "Recipient".
You make a loan sound like a gift,
and it's more like a weight
I cannot lift.
Can I return this?
It's not the product I bought.
No, 'cause there's no receipt
for this chain and ball.

"Dear Student Loan Recipient".
Won't you please stop calling me that?
'Cause all I am is a part of your plan
to get rich and fat.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released May 6, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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