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Cougar? I'm Fine With That

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Cougar? I'm Fine With That

I heard a cougar's on the prowl, and I'm fine with that.
I've come to learn older women are where it's at.
Well, you can't get them pregnant; they're in menopause.
And if you squint real hard, you can't see their flaws.

They say the older the fruit, the sweeter the juice,
so you might be my mother's age, but I want you.

I heard a cougar's on the prowl, and I'm fine with that.
That weight's from having three children; she's not fat!
She has pent up sexual rage from a prude husband,
so she'll think my dick is a godsend!
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Cougar, I'll gladly be your prey.
Teach me all you know of love and foreplay.
I'm not afraid of a commitment
because you'll be dead before we know it!
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from A Wild Song Appeared, released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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