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Avoiding Walking Is My Chosen Art

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Avoiding Walking Is My Chosen Art

Mima says I'm too big to sit in the cart,
but avoiding walking is my chosen art.
I'll lie on that bottom rack; I don't care what it takes.
Forehead burn, a broken arm, I'll even be the brakes.
'Cause avoiding walking is my chosen art.
You won't see me leaving this cart
until I'm morbidly obese,
and I get to ride on of those Hoveround thingies.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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