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3910 Faps

OP, for a complete view of your life,
when you go two weeks without your wife,
I calculated the rate of your beating.
14 divided by 3 is 4.6 repeating.
If you average 850 faps in a 3 day span,
you'll finish 3910 rounds with your hand.
If you don't lube up, you are bound to chafe,
jacking off at that world record pace.

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from A Wild Song Appeared, track released June 2, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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