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Kim Kong Un

from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm

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Kim Kong Un

Kim Jong Un needed a new weapon
because his missiles weren't so splendid.
He was going to defeat the West
and show his Korea is the best.
He fed his scientists the choicest rice
and threatened to end their very life,
and in response they dreamt up:
Kim Kong Un.

"Now, Kim," they said,
"all you have to do is bed
this three hundred pound gorilla--
really get in there and fill her--
and we'll zap her with radiation
after you finish impregnation
and nine months later
she'll birth Kim Kong Un.
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Kim Kong Un slowly grew
on a diet of nukes and gooks.
He was bigger than a skyscraper,
and he looked good on propaganda paper.
The West laughed thinking it a myth
and Kim Jong Un was fine with this.
He holds this secret weapon
and waits for war.
Does the West know what it's in for?

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from A Wild Song Appeared, released March 30, 2014

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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