I'm Gonna Make My Own ISP
from A Wild Song Appeared by Kavalier Calm
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I'm Gonna Make My Own ISP
I'm gonna make my own ISP
with hookers and net neutrality.
For just $15 dollars a month
you get a blowjob and Hulu Plus!
Yes, you all get fast download speeds
and and a girl on her knees.
And I'll never raise my rates,
but the hookers are going to stay the same
so no complaining when they're old and worn out.
I'm gonna make my own ISP
with hookers and net neutrality.
For just $15 dollars a month
you get a blowjob and Hulu Plus!
Yes, you all get fast download speeds
and and a girl on her knees.
And I'll never raise my rates,
but the hookers are going to stay the same
so no complaining when they're old and worn out.
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from A Wild Song Appeared,
released March 30, 2014
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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.
Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.
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