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Tinder

by Kavalier Calm

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My friend asked me to write a song about the dating app Tinder. I obliged. The tune $hould $ound familiar.

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Tinder

It's going down, I'm yelling Tinder.
You better move, you better date.
Let's make a night, I won't remember.
I'll be the one that you date rape.

To the left, to the left, as Beyonce said.
None of these boys deserve a swipe to the right.
I don't care that you've been to Machu Pichu.
So has every other boy on here tonight.
CHORUS

Snap judgments are easy behind a screen.
You really think a pic of your ex will convince me?
Superficiality is the game,
and you're losing on the first play.
CHORUS
SICK MOUTH SOLO

What's this? The GPS says you're close.
You aren't quite as cute as I would have hoped.
But I swipe right because the night is getting cold,
and as the brave always say: yolo.
CHORUS

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released 08 April 2014
Ke$ha and Pitbull and date rapists.

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Kavalier Calm Washington, D.C.

Hi, my name’s KC. I write songs inspired by the things I see and people I meet on the internet. Contact me through my blog, and I’ll write a song just for you. About anything you like. Really. Don’t be shy; it’ll be fun, I swear.

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